Three guys are up in heaven. Saint Peter says that only one who died pure can enter the heavenly gates. The first man speaks, "I came home erly because I thought that my wife was cheating on me. To no surprise, I find my wife in bed and all out of breath! I look around and see this guy hanging from my balcony. I'm going cfrazy, so I start hitting his fingers with my hands, but he ain't falling off. So I grab a hammer and start banging his fingers. He falls off and onto the pavement. He's still alive, so I get so mad I pull the fridge from the wall and shove it over the balcony. All the stress caused me to have a heart attack."
The second man began, "I was taking my daily jog around the roof of my apartment when I slip on some kid's toy and I fall. Luckily, I grab hold of a balcony and am barely holding on. Then this psycho runs out and starts hitting me. Then he grabs a hammer and starts banging me! I fall, and then he grabs a fridge and shoves it on top of me!"
The third man began, "Well... I was hiding naked in the fridge..." |
