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downline, poor me, god-hated
THEMLMFAILURES
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| FOREVER A LOSER |
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| BORN TO BE A PATHETIC VICTIM... |
| THIS SITE IS FOR THE MANY AMONG US WHO CAN'T EVER SEEM TO GET AHEAD, GET A RAISE, (IF WE ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A JOB). YOU KNOW, WE'RE THE ONES WHO GOT BAD GRADES IN SCHOOL, WE'RE NOT HANDSOME OR BEAUTIFUL, |
| SOME TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD MINOR IRRITATIONS AND INSIGNIFICANT CHALLENGES. |
1. AMPUTEES
2. CANCER RECEPIENTS
3 SEVERE BURN PATIENTS
4. ORPHAN BABIES
5. PARAPLEGICS
6. WIDOWS
7. CRACK ADDICTED BABIES
8. COMPLAINERS WITH SEVERE BULLET/SHRAPNEL WOUNDS
9. THOSE BLIND PEOPLE 10. ELECTRO-SHOCK PATIENTS
11. DEAF PEOPLE |
| WHY YOU SHOULD FEEL SORRY FOR ME. |
1. JUST THIS MORNING, I GOT A PAPER CUT.
2. MY CORVETTE IS FILTHY DIRTY.
3. LOTS OF TIMES I GET HUNGRY.
4. MY BOYFRIEND HARDLY EVER CALLS.
5. MY KITTYBOX SMELLS.
6. I JUST HATE MY NEW ROLEX.
7. MY BREASTS ARE TOO SMALL/OR LARGE.
8. I MISPLACED MY HAIRSPRAY FOR ALMOST 10 MINUTES.
9. I NEVER SEEM TO HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR |
| PLEASE JOIN MY CLUB, THERE ARE LOTS OF US OUT THERE . |
AS PART OF YOUR MEMERSHIP YOU WILL RECEIEVE:
1. A HAND-MADE CLEVERLY HAND-CRAFTED SYMPATHY CARD, BY ME!
2. SOME COUPONS
3. ADVICE ON PROBLEMS WE ALL MAY SHARE
4. A LIST OF WEBSITES
5. E-MAIL ADDRESSES |
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