| Hello, my name is SNAKE and that is all you need to know. I have dedicated this webpage to Willy Wonka. My reason for this is simple, it's because of those stupid little lazy workers. Yes, I'm talking about the Umpa Lumpas. Willy Wonka's chocolate factory hasn't been producing enough candy a.k.a.(Nums Nums). One of Willy Wonka's best buyers is King Taylor. King Taylor is a giant and the richest man in the world. It is not very smart to make him mad. He has really been ticked off about the Umpa Lumpas not working. The Umpa Lumpas punishment for this will be horrible. King Taylor has said he will go to where the Umpa Lumpas live, and do the peoples elbow of the highest cloud in the sky. Now, with King Taylor being a giant and all, you can imagine what will happen. The land of the Umpa Lumpas will be crushed into pieces. I highly doubt that any Umpa Lumpas will survive. So if the Umpa Lumpas want to have a homeland left, Willy Wonka, King Taylor, and I suggest that they get there midget butts working. This is a message and warning to all of the Umpa Lumpas!! |